relationship tips for guys, from a guy's perspective:

1. never ask a girl her weight.

2. never ask a girl her age.

3. never, ever, ever assume a woman is pregnant until after the baby is born, and afterwards, never assume she's having another one right away by her size.

4. save yourself a lot of grief and accept the fact that you will never win the toilet seat argument and give up while you're a behind.

5. when in a committed relationship, stop flipping channels, chose something and watch it all the way through, and occasionally, relinquish control of the remote.

6. again, when in a committed relationship and lost, "a little bit lost" or "just turned around," stop and ask for directions, even if you know the guy you asked doesn't know where it is the two of you need to get to and has given you bogus directions. always pay the extra amount each month to get the navigation plan on your phone. that way, you can overcome that guy's fauxrections.

7. women are indirect and men are direct.