katie holmes' baby

there's a reason no one has seen the tomcat child. it's half african american. there's no way tom cruise fathered a child. HE'S GAY!!!!! get over it tom, it's not that big a deal. just be cool and go out with chris kataan; let 'mango' win you over, and turn you to the GAY SIDE (darth vader voice). use the force tom cruise. there's no need to continue pretending, we all know the truth.

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