bumper stickers

• talk geeky to me

COFFEE!

coffee related bumper stickers:

• death before decaf

• decaf is blasphemy!

CAUTION! begging man ahead

SNAKES ON A PLANE !

they are already talking about 2, and possibly 3, sequels to this movie. the sequel will be 'snakes on a train' and the threequel will be 'snakes on a ship.' the threequel may even be, 'pirates of the carribean 3: snakes on a pirate ship.' the fourquel, provided the other 2 sequels do well, will be 'snakes on a zamboni.'

quotes

why do we hear nothing about oat bran anymore? has it turned into the "silent killer?"

"are you having trouble with your significant other?"
"yes, i'm not very significant." stigmata

are these really their own county?

are these really their own county?


greenland: owned by denmark


scotland: owned by great britain or the united kingdom
wales: owned by great britain or the united kingdom
england: a state or province within great britain or the united kingdom
northern ireland: owned by great britain or the united kingdom

australia: believe it or not, technically australia is still owned by great britain or the united kingdom. a few years ago, the people of australia voted to be completely independent, but like some american congressional bill's, they added other things to the bill that the people did not want. the bill was voted down, but not because the people did not want to be independent.

puerto rico: us territory

others?