homeless guy, beggar or opportunist?

i saw someone outside starbucks today. he was outside drinking a latte and playing a video game on a portable device, while listening to his radio. i looked closer and saw a dog that hadn't been washed for months and a cardboard sign. the sign said the typical thing, of needing food, etc. he wasn't begging because he was in need, just to pay for his coffee and cigarettes. laziness is not an excuse to ask for money. pretty soon begging will be a major at the local community college. when he filed his taxes, did he put "begging technician" or "street corner monetary acquisition engineer" in the occupation field? i have no problem giving to those in need, but not to someone like this.

the easta bunny ..

there aren't too many songs about easter, so here's one:

the easta bunny's comming to town,
the easta bunny's comming to town,
and he's gonna kick you the nuts
if you ain't good.
ohhhhh,
the easta bunny's comming to town,
and he's gonna kick you the nuts
if you ain't good.

chocalate eggs if he smiles upon you,
but a big furr foot in your balls if you're not,

oh, the easta bunny's comming to town,
and he's gonna kick you the nuts
if you ain't good.

so do your homework,
be kind to your brother or sista,
'cause the easta bun-ny knows..,
oh, the easta bun-ny knows..,

and if you put the cat in dryer,
use mom's lipstick
to paint a mural on the couch,
or use dad's remote control
to build you a space ship,
oh, the easta bun-ny ..,
oh, the easta bun-ny ..,
he's coming and he's gonna kick you the nuts.

oh, the easta bun-ny ..,
oh, the easta bun-ny ..,
he's coming to town and he's gonna,
yes he's gonna,
he's gonna kick you in the nuts with his big, fat furry foot.
easta bun-ny.