the ???? guy

what the hell is up with that guy on tv with all the question marks all over his suit??? he's been on commercials for at least 20 years now. is he the riddler's cousin? i have no idea what he advertises either.

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mispelling

"tywoneon" is not how you spell "taiwan," that small country off the coast of china.

this just in!

frankenstein is gay! yep, he's been officially outed today. not too many people believed the whole bride of frankenstein thing anyway. it was obvious, to this reporter, from the beginning, that she was just a toy thing for dr. frankenstein when his wife would throw him out for not spending enough time with her; all those late nights in the laboratory were not good for the marraige.

so, ...... the question on everyone's mind is, WHO IS FRANKENSTEIN'S GAY LOVER ???

and i don't mean the wolfman, because we all know, yes myself included, that he'll do anything. dracula is definitely out; he always has all those hot babes hanging around him all the time. even as an undead, he is such the womanizer. he wasn't always that way, however. we, at the transylvannia gazette, have his high school yearbook photo, and man was he a geek. yep, he was a member of the audio/visual club. who would of thought, back then, that that little, skinny nerd would make his fortune selling mass quantities of little troll dolls and have a flock of hotties around him constantly?

so who could it be? it's not the mummy; he's been away forever doing something or other in the desert. maybe he got locked in someone else's tomb again. i told him to be wrapped in the lattest newsprint the next time he got his standard cumcumber and papyrus wrap, so he would at least have something to do for the next hundred years or so, until the grave robbers come.

my bet is the mystery man is igor. i did have a chance to speak with frank, admist the hectic, rampage of press coverage today. he told me personally that he will escort the lucky individual to next month's trannys; our favorite horror award show. i can't wait; the anticipation is killing me. well that and being a zombie and all. i better go eat some brains to calm down. see you at the red carpet!

ms martha zombie (and gentleman, i'm single again!)
reporter for the transylvannia gazette

who is better at making things out of nothing?

who is better at making things out of nothing?

macguyver

the a-team

or

the professor on gilligan's island

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i think they should have a competition and settle this once and for all.